Commentary by Christy Solo
We’ll title this week’s Rogue, “Cri learns about the Universal Cat Distribution System.”
The system has been around since we were domesticated by cats (you didn’t think it was the other way around, did you?) give or take 9,500 years ago. The phrase “cat distribution system” came into the lexicon in 2022 when dropped by TikToker @hermes.the.cynic.
The theory (though I’d argue it’s fact) is: the universe sends cats or…
