Cri Goes Rogue – April 22, 2026

Commentary by Christy Solo

So. I was leaving Walmart the other week—

Okay, with the amount of bird seed I buy, I’m entering or leaving Walmart every week, but I digress.

As I was leaving, the little alarm thing in the People Cattle Shoot at the exit went off. I stopped and turned around to see if someone went through on my heels and/or to see if the employee in the black “Asset Protection” vest…